Sunday, January 30, 2011

The Top Ten Signs You May Not Be Reading Your Bible Enough

10. The preacher announces the sermon is from Genesis and you check the table of contents.

9. You think Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob may have had a few hit songs during the ‘60s.

8. You open to Psalms and a WWII savings bond falls out.

7. When asked, you say that your favorite Old Testament patriarch is Hercules.

6. Your favorite Bible verse is, Cleanliness is next to godliness.

5. You become frustrated because Charlton Heston isn't listed in either the concordance or the table of contents.

4. Catching the kids reading the Song of Solomon, you demand: Who gave you this stuff?

3. You think the Minor Prophets worked in the quarries.

2. You keep falling for it every time when the preacher tells you to turn to First Hezekiah.

And the number one sign you may not be reading your Bible enough:

1. The kids keep asking too many questions about your usual bedtime story: Jonah the Shepherd Boy and His Ark of Many Colors.

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