Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Christian One Liners

God answers Knee-Mail.

The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.

Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless hope.

God doesn't grade on the curve, He grades on the cross.

If God is your Copilot - you're in the wrong seat!

A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

Prayer: don't give God instructions, just report for duty!

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

We don’t change the message, the message change us.

God didn't promise a calm passage. He promised a safe landing.

Exposure to the Son prevents burning.

The will of God will not take you to where the grace of God will not protect you.

God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"

The best mathematical equation: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

When God ordains, He sustains.

Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord.

Be ye fishers of men -- you catch them & He'll clean them.

Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.