Thursday, August 18, 2011
The Master's Card
I'm sure you've all received applications for credit cards in the mail. However, I'm here to advertise a different card. You see, my life is a product for others to see. I'm a card carrying representative for The Master's Card.
That's right … the Master’s Card. Let me tell you about it. There are no finance charges, no payments due. My bill has already been covered...it's a prepaid deal. I couldn't afford the price, so Jesus stepped in and paid it for me.
My Name is written on the card for all to see. It is accessible twenty-four hours a day from anywhere in the world. The Master’s Card has so many benefits it's hard to list them all. Let me share some of them with you...you might want to apply for a personal card yourself.
Just for starters there is Unlimited Grace… there is no preset limit to the amount of grace you receive from the Master’s Card. Unbounding Love… Have you been looking for love in all the wrong places? Then, look no farther than the Master’s Card. It offers the greatest rate on love that has ever been offered.
The Master’s Card gives you access to many "members only" benefits. Want real joy despite the difficulties of life? Apply for the Master’s Card. Want a lasting peace? Apply for the Master’s Card. Looking for something you can always rely on in a jam? The Master’s Card is perfect for you.
Another great thing about The Master’s Card is that it never expires and will never be cancelled. Once you're a member, you're a member for life...eternal life, that is.
Jesus is standing by right now to take your call. Don’t delay. This great offer won’t last forever.
Peace, joy and hope: Invaluable.
Faith, contentment and assurance: Inestimable.
Membership has its privileges, you know. So why not apply today? It's only a prayer away.....
Romans 10:9 … That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
Acts 2:21 … And it shall come to pass, that whosoever shall call on the name of the Lord shall be saved.
Acts 16:31 … And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.
Hebrews 5:9 … And being made perfect, he became the author of eternal salvation unto all them that obey him.
Revelation 3:20 … Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me. ♥