Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Ten Commandments, Southern Style

1) Jest one God

2) Put nuttin' before yer God

3) Watch yer mouth

4) Git yerself to Sunday meetin'

5) Honor yer Ma and Pa

6) No killin' (even ifens he needs it)

7) No foolin' round with another feller's gal or another gal's feller

8) No taking what ain’t yers

9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'

10) No hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

[Author Unknown]

Exodus 20:1-17