Wednesday, March 21, 2012

A Career in Puns

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.


After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a sew-sew job.


Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.


Then, I tried to be a chef. Figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.


I attempted to be a deli worker; but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.


I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.


Next, was a job in a shoe factory. I tried but I couldn't fit in. I became depressed and soulful.


Then there was the professional fisherman job. But I discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.


I managed to get a job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.


So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.


After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as an historian; until I realized there was no future in it.


My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind. ツ


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