If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Where there's a will ... there are five hundred relatives.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand, and makes it sound confusing.
Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. シ