Monday, May 14, 2012

"Help Wanted"

A dog was walking down the street one day when he passed a store with a "Help Wanted" sign in the window.

The dog walked into the store and told the manager that he wanted the job.

The manager said, "Great! You have to be able to type well, you have to know computer programming, and you have to be bilingual."

The dog sat down at a computer and typed a two page document in under five minutes.

"Wow!" said the manager, "Can you write computer programs?"

The dog turned back to the computer and successfully wrote a complicated program.

"That's great," said the manager, "but you have to be bilingual, too."

The dog looked up at the manager and said, "Meow." シ

[Author Unknown]