Saturday, December 7, 2013

Church Groups

Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our Churches.  They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin', Bin Arguin', Bin Fightin', Bin Complainin', and Bin Missin'.

Their leader, Lucifer Bin Workin', trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ.  The plan is to come into the Church disguised as Christians and to work within the Church to discourage, disrupt, rumor, lie, innuendo, gossip and destroy from within.

However, there have been reports of a sixth group.  A tiny cell known by the name Bin Prayin' is actually the only effective counter terrorism force in the church.  Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin' team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along.

Bin Prayin' does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ. We have noticed that the Bin Prayin' cell group has different characteristics than the others.  They have Bin Watchin', Bin Waitin', Bin Fastin', and Bin Longin' for their Master, Jesus Christ to return …. NO CHURCH IS EXEMPT!

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1 Thessalonians 5:17 ... Pray without ceasing.

1 Thessalonians 5:11 ... Wherefore comfort yourselves together, and edify one another, even as also ye do.

Daniel 9:3 ... And I set my face unto the Lord God, to seek by prayer and supplications, with fasting, and sackcloth, and ashes:

Mark 13:33-34 ... Take ye heed, watch and pray: for ye know not when the time is.  For the Son of Man is as a man taking a far journey, who left his house, and gave authority to his servants, and to every man his work, and commanded the porter to watch.