Thursday, July 21, 2016


An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but had only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player; the Laker's need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the former U.S. President, a Senator from New York , and a potential future president. I am the smartest woman in American history, so America 's people don't want me to die." She took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the Governor from the great state of Texas. I was the 43rd President of the United States.  So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.

The fourth passenger, Donald J. Trump, said to the fifth passenger, a  10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life,  I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America 's smartest woman took my schoolbag."