DONALD TRUMP: We will build a big wall to keep illegal chickens from crossing the road. We will have a door for legal chickens.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because she's guilty! You can see it in her eyes, and in the way she walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: The chicken crossed the road to steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did she cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
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