Lessons that I have learned (and still learning) throughout my life:
Man cannot be trusted.
Preachers and pastors sometimes lie, not all, just those who do.
Money doesn't grow on trees, so get a job planting trees.
God doesn't always get his way, sometimes he does, but not always.
Satan might have encouraged it, said it, or implied it, but most of the time WE fulfilled it.
Prayer works, but the telephone is a close second.
Faith will move mountains, but pride will plant the flag that no man can reach.
Africa is hot, and lions eat slow runners.
Jesus is coming back, so look busy. Better yet, brush up on John 3:16 to sound real spiritual when he gets here.
You ain't Jesus, neither am I. So why you be judging all the time?
False prophets are always correct, even when they're false. (think about it)
When a five-year-old tells you they love you, believe it. And when they tell you that they REALLY got to go to the bathroom, believe that too. ツ
