I just turned 60 years old, and I have so many unanswered questions!
I still haven't found out who let the dogs out or where the beef is.
I still don't know how to get to Sesame Street, and in this age of technology, why doesn't Dora just use Google Maps?
Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or just how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Why are eggs and light bulbs packaged in a flimsy container, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails?
Ever buy scissors? You need scissors to cut into the packaging of scissors!
I still don't understand why there is Braille on drive-up ATM's or why "abbreviated" is such a long word.
Why is there a "D" in "fridge" but not in "refrigerator."?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, yet dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
And why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for your thoughts." Where's that extra penny going to anyway?
Why does the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune, and why did you just try to sing those two previous songs?
And just what is Victoria's secret?
And what would you do for a Klondike bar when you know as soon as you bite into it it's going to fall apart?
Does she or doesn't she what?
Why do you care if I got milk?
And do you really think I am this witty?! I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother's girlfriend's uncle's cousin's baby momma's doctor who lived next door to an old classmate's mailman! Now it is your turn to take it from me. ツ
